What is Jesus Pong?
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Invented by 14th century Tibeten monks: Jesus Pong is widely understood as the greatest game in the world, consisting of 2 or more players playing an adapted version of ping pong where the ball must hit the floor once before your turn to play. You are out if the ball hits the floor twice, or you miss the table after you strike the ball. In some cases a rick shaw is used for Moo Shoo runs when really hungry after many games of Jesus Pong.
You are the greatest Jesus Pong player I have ever seen. Besides myself, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude.
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