Jesus Poop

What is Jesus Poop?


1.

When you take a shit, and you wipe, and the toliet paper is streak-free. This is also known as the "greatest feeling in the world". A JP in the morning, guarantees a great day to come.

It is referred to as a "JP" for short.

May is the official National JP Month

Jesus poops help save the world, by enabling the person to reuse toliet paper.

See jesus, poop, jp, euphoria

2.

perfect poop that doesn't leave cling-ons and yet cleanses your colon; the kind of poop you pray for when in a public bathroom - easy, no straining, and no mess

"I eat Activia (tm) once a day so that I know I'm gonna have jesus poops! Spares me embarrassment, man."

See poop, bowel movement, perfect poop, pooping, shitting


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