What is Jesus Poop?
1.
When you take a shit, and you wipe, and the toliet paper is streak-free. This is also known as the "greatest feeling in the world". A JP in the morning, guarantees a great day to come.
It is referred to as a "JP" for short.
May is the official National JP Month
Jesus poops help save the world, by enabling the person to reuse toliet paper.
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2.
perfect poop that doesn't leave cling-ons and yet cleanses your colon; the kind of poop you pray for when in a public bathroom - easy, no straining, and no mess
"I eat Activia (tm) once a day so that I know I'm gonna have jesus poops! Spares me embarrassment, man."
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