Jesus Ranch

What is Jesus Ranch?


1.

A place to hravest tomatoes in the sand.

A nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don't mind the smell of shit.

The natural habitat of the Silver Stripped Mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.

"I come uppon a Silver Stripped Mushroom and I fly..."

2.

Don't visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in France. And it smells of shit.

I'm taking a walk in the woods... it's nice outside. Smells of shit.


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