What is Jesus Ranch?
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A place to hravest tomatoes in the sand.
A nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don't mind the smell of shit.
The natural habitat of the Silver Stripped Mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.
"I come uppon a Silver Stripped Mushroom and I fly..."
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Don't visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in France. And it smells of shit.
I'm taking a walk in the woods... it's nice outside. Smells of shit.
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Receiving a blumpkin while consuming venison and patron.
I was so wasted I actually had a JB blumpkin.
See jb, blumpkin, patron, venis..
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A major pucker factor is a critical problem that that everybody's ass so tight you couldn't slip in a sheet of paper sideways...
