Jesus Rock

What is Jesus Rock?

Shitty, popcore "rock" "music," performed by marginally talented "musicians," for the purposes of:

1) Propagating skewed and fundamentalist beliefs to the ignorant and uninitiated;

2) Making shitloads of money

Yuppie Christian apologist shitheads force their halftarded children to listen to jesus rock in lieu of spending time with them.

Dotey

1. Cute, pretty, adorable, charmins, beautiful, pleasant. Person 1: This is my baby sister. Person 2: Awh! She is soooo dotey! See cute,..

Pre-bail

1. To drink so hard during the pre-gaming session you can't make it to the club. Sorry Trista, I need to pre-bail on going out tonigh..

Vosh

1. A slang term for vagina, sounds even funnier than the real word and won't get you in trouble, no matter how many times you say it! ..

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