Jesus Rock

What is Jesus Rock?

Shitty, popcore "rock" "music," performed by marginally talented "musicians," for the purposes of:

1) Propagating skewed and fundamentalist beliefs to the ignorant and uninitiated;

2) Making shitloads of money

Yuppie Christian apologist shitheads force their halftarded children to listen to jesus rock in lieu of spending time with them.

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