What is Jesus Rock?
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Shitty, popcore "rock" "music," performed by marginally talented "musicians," for the purposes of:
1) Propagating skewed and fundamentalist beliefs to the ignorant and uninitiated;
2) Making shitloads of money
Yuppie Christian apologist shitheads force their halftarded children to listen to jesus rock in lieu of spending time with them.
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