What is Jesus Roll?
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When a song, movie, or attractive person you meet at a bar all of the sudden goes all Churchy when you aren't expecting it. Like a Rick Roll, but the surprise is Jesus.
I was totally hitting it off with this girl, then she had to leave early to go to church. Jesus Rolled!
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the act of not doing anything
"Hey man what are you up to?"
"Not much man, just killin' the wall"
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A man's testicles, so named because of the result of being hit in them.
We would have won the game, but our goalie was hit in his ..