Jesus Sandals

What is Jesus Sandals?


1.

The shoes that noobsor tourists will wear.

Usually in brown or black. Flat. Usually 2 or 3 straps going over the foot and buckling on the outside of the foot

Dude! Check out all those newbs with their Jesus Sandals!

See shoobies, newbies, jesus, sandals

2.

The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.

Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"

Can be referred to J.S.

There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch

That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?

Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes

See rambleing, crazyoldman, old man


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