What is Jesus Sauce?
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when jesus was around he'd masturbate into cups and make people drink his seamen b/c if they drank this jesus sauce, they believed they'd gain his powers.
"my great-great-great-great-great-great (x's 45) grandfather jimmy drank jesus sauce once a day and learned how to walk on water!!!"
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Random Words:
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ejaculatory fulids. (i.e. sperm, splooge, splooey, man goo, jiz, jig...)
i got philly cream cheese all over her face...