Jesus Sauce

What is Jesus Sauce?

1.

when jesus was around he'd masturbate into cups and make people drink his seamen b/c if they drank this jesus sauce, they believed they'd gain his powers.

"my great-great-great-great-great-great (x's 45) grandfather jimmy drank jesus sauce once a day and learned how to walk on water!!!"

See seamen, cum, jesus, juice, anal
69

Random Words:

Gamed
1. When drinking alcohol, this refers to the stage after buzzed and before being drunk. It's really easy talking to girls. You have ga..
Read more
I Am Late
1. being late for a period and possibly being pregnant. When she stated, "I am late" his face fell and she burst into tears..
Read more
Upsidedown Chinese Waitress
1. a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them. Brandie likes it like an upsidedown chinese wait..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free