Jesus Shark

What is Jesus Shark?

A Jesus version of a shark. Jesus walks on water, Jesus Shark walks on land.

Jesus made alot of fish and bread. Jesus shark makes people and bread.

Jesus was a person. Jesus shark is a cartoon.

Jesus got respect. Jesus shark has no respect. "nyuk nyuk nyuk."

remind you of anything? jesus shark is the big talking shark from josie and the pussycats.

"oh man tedd, I saw the Jesus Shark walk by me at the super market."

OR

"jesus shark watches me in the corner of my room when I sleep. fuckin jesus shark"

See jesus, shark, holy, fish

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