What is Jesus Shark?
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A Jesus version of a shark. Jesus walks on water, Jesus Shark walks on land.
Jesus made alot of fish and bread. Jesus shark makes people and bread.
Jesus was a person. Jesus shark is a cartoon.
Jesus got respect. Jesus shark has no respect. "nyuk nyuk nyuk."
remind you of anything? jesus shark is the big talking shark from josie and the pussycats.
"oh man tedd, I saw the Jesus Shark walk by me at the super market."
OR
"jesus shark watches me in the corner of my room when I sleep. fuckin jesus shark"
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