What is Jesus Shit?
1.
When you take a shit that is wet enough that it easily slides out your ass but hard enough that it leaves no residue, so the person doesn't have to wipe their ass.
"Jesus shits are hard to get" said James.
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2.
a generic exclamation of shock
Jesus Shit! You scared the hell out of me
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3.
The best food in the world, straight from the ass of jesus or barbers oven
Barber you fat shit give me your Jesus Shit
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when a man thinks he is done taking a shit but when he wipes his ass and slightly pushes his gooch a whole load of poo squirts out
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