Jesus Shit

What is Jesus Shit?


1.

When you take a shit that is wet enough that it easily slides out your ass but hard enough that it leaves no residue, so the person doesn't have to wipe their ass.

"Jesus shits are hard to get" said James.

See shit, crap, feces, lumpkin, poop

2.

a generic exclamation of shock

Jesus Shit! You scared the hell out of me

See Sylvia

3.

The best food in the world, straight from the ass of jesus or barbers oven

Barber you fat shit give me your Jesus Shit

See yum, sniff, poo, god, holy


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