Jesus Shoes

What is Jesus Shoes?

Nickname for handmade rope-sandals closely resembling what many arts of work portray Jesus' footwear to look like.

Just got my Jesus Shoes from the nudists. Picked up a jar of their homemade peanut-butter, too!

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