Jesus Spot

What is Jesus Spot?


1.

the best parking spot you could possibly get, in relation to where you are headed.

(often located right next to handicapped spots)

Driver: gosh, there are NO parking spots open...

Passenger: wait! I think I see a jesus spot!!

Driver: SCORE.

See jesus, spot, parking


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