Jesus Strap

What is Jesus Strap?

The handle in the car/suv/vehicle near or around the doors. Grabbed when taking a fast corner or a fast stop.

It was only when we started driving, that I noticed, the car has no Jesus Straps. "We're screwed" I thought.

See handle, jesus, corner

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