What is Jesus Sweet?
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An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
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The release of Fable for the Xbox was such a Jesus Sweet event that I didn't have a clean pair of pants for a month.
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In poker - Jacks. Kings are Cowboys, Jacks are "Young Guns" or just "Guns".
I got two pair; Young Guns and Cowboys..