What is Jesus Sweet?
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An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
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The release of Fable for the Xbox was such a Jesus Sweet event that I didn't have a clean pair of pants for a month.
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A south-county term for poop on a stick.
"Ah crud monkey, I sharted"
"Cletus get that crud monkey outta yer mouth!"..