What is Jesus Sweet?
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An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
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The release of Fable for the Xbox was such a Jesus Sweet event that I didn't have a clean pair of pants for a month.
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One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit...