Jesus Take The Wheel

What is Jesus Take The Wheel?


1.

When one is to drunk to drive while still insiting on driving, allows a higher power to do the driving for them. It stems from the popular Carrie Underwood song with the title of the same name.

"I know drinking and driving is wrong so that is why i let Jesus take the wheel, whenever I drive home drunk, he'll guide me home safely"

See jesus, drunk driving, carrie underwood, drinking

2.

This is for all the religious fanatics who, when finding themselves in a tough situation, have a tendency to let a swear word or to slip. This phrase helps when tempted to do wrong.

Person 1: Did you really just crash the car?!?

Person 2: Yeah...

Person 1: Ohhhhh myyyy gJesus take the wheel!!!!!!!!!!!

3.

A sort of cuss phrase that stems from the song of the same name sung by Carrie Underwood.

Dude! Jimmy just took my cheese sticks! Jesus take the wheel! I hate that kid!

See jesus, carrie underwood, wheel, take, god


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