Jesus Tits

What is Jesus Tits?


1.

1. An expression that means "oh my gosh" or "holy cow." Usually used when one party surprises another.

2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.

1. Steve: Jesus tits! Did you see the way Randy lost that poker tournament???

2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?

Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.

See tit, anti, wow, jesus, holy

2.

A exclamation of pain,joy,ect.

Jesus tits i stubbed my toe.

Jesus tits thats an awesome purse.

See ow, jesus, fuck, monkeys, shit

3.

expression of shock

"jesus tits, that womans got a big rack!"

4.

(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.

J'us TITS!

Jaysus tits!

See Kung-Fu Jesus

5.

An exclamation of anger or more properly amazement. The emphasis is usually placed on the word 'tits'.

"Jesus TITS!", George exclaimed upon coming out of the strip bar and seeing his new convertable filled with quick setting concrete.

6.

generic exclamation of shock, disgust, disbelief, or awe (not necessarily originating from subjects related to christianity nor female anatomy); usually followed by a pronoun in practice

"jesus tits, man, how could you have forgotten the bottle opener...again!" or "jesus tits, dude, that thing missed my ear less than an inch!"

7.

A great replacement for saying "jesus H christ". or "Great mother of Mary's godly uterus".

Everytime I unzip my pants, my dick slips right up my ass...jesus tits!


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