Jesus Toast

What is Jesus Toast?

A piece of toast with jesus on it. Comes from a piece of toast that went on ebay for a ton of money because the face of jesus was burned on it.

Jesus: Have you seen my new line of jesus toast?

Mary: Shut up, you're not as hot as you think you are.

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