Jesus Toes

What is Jesus Toes?


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"Jesus Toes" is a rare medical condition where the second toe is longer than the first (great) toe. Jesus toes are often highlighted by the use of sandals, particularly the thongstyle. People sufferingfrom this medical condition are many times subject to public humiliation, and the butt of many jokes. A fantastic remedy to this predicamentis simply to take pride in your Jesus toes, and let the whole world know.

Person jealous of awesome Jesus toes -"Dude, you have the craziest Jesus toes going on right now."

Lucky guy with Jesus toes -"No way man, my Jesus toes are the coolest things ever."

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