Jesusgasm

What is Jesusgasm?


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When followers of the Christian Faith are so enamored by the power of Jesus they lose total control of their limbs and lift their hands to the lord in praise. This action is usually accompanied by heads hung back, mouths agape in throws of passion and may, or may not, include tears or bodily fluids of some kind. As witnessed in videos such as, "I Can Only Imagine" or "In Christ Alone".

Example 1: Did you see Jenny last night during the screening of The Passion of The Christ? She was totally jesusgasming all over the place!

Example 2: (In a place of worship) Dad stop jesusgasming we're in the front pew and everyone is STARING.

See bible thumper, satanist


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