Jesusified

What is Jesusified?

1.

Someone or something that's been Christianised - made to sound Christian/made to sound like it's a gift from God/Jesus (whether it is or not...).

1. Someone who's just become a Christian has been 'Jesusified'.

2. If someone has randomly been given £10 when they REALLY needed £10 for something, Christians could say it was an act of God... thus the act of receiving £10 has been 'Jesusified'.

See christian, jesus, church, god, jebus

2.

a person who dosent face reality and thinks everything is always ok because jesus is "there" usually overly happy and their answer to everything is "god made it so" or "jesus loves you"

mary is one hot babe, dude stay away, she's jesusified
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