What is Jesusmobile?
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A car which has a Chevrolet sign turned perpendicular to resemble a cross, a cracked windshield, a torn up and unsuccessfully replastered bumper, two missing hubcaps, the passenger side floor soaked in coolant, and always blasting 80s music
1. He came not to judge, but to save
2. Would you like to go to a party at China Harbor?
3. Eva just crashed the Jesusmobile into that car while parallel parking
Random Words:
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unit of liquid used to measure time by stone cold alcoholics. the unit is vodka / whiskey / capt morgan
I will see you in half a half ..
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after havin sex witt a girl, u lean over, put ur arms around her, nd whisper softly in her ear "I have AIDS". then u time her ..
