What is Jesusmobile?
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A car which has a Chevrolet sign turned perpendicular to resemble a cross, a cracked windshield, a torn up and unsuccessfully replastered bumper, two missing hubcaps, the passenger side floor soaked in coolant, and always blasting 80s music
1. He came not to judge, but to save
2. Would you like to go to a party at China Harbor?
3. Eva just crashed the Jesusmobile into that car while parallel parking
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patriotic United Statesians who persistly sacrifice themselves and their families on the altar of right wing ideology
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Simply put - a tampon.
Name given due to a tampon's striking familiarity with the bullet shape.
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The act of feverishly tidying up the squalor you normally live in, in preparation for a 'person of interest' visiting you, in ..
