What is Jesusmobile?
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A car which has a Chevrolet sign turned perpendicular to resemble a cross, a cracked windshield, a torn up and unsuccessfully replastered bumper, two missing hubcaps, the passenger side floor soaked in coolant, and always blasting 80s music
1. He came not to judge, but to save
2. Would you like to go to a party at China Harbor?
3. Eva just crashed the Jesusmobile into that car while parallel parking
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Any number that people call all the time because a character in a song or movie dials it. Originated from the song "867-5309/Jenny&..
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Any living creature whose ignorance exceeds mortal bounds, also, it works nicely if they have rockets taped to their back.
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