What is Jesusmobile?
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A car which has a Chevrolet sign turned perpendicular to resemble a cross, a cracked windshield, a torn up and unsuccessfully replastered bumper, two missing hubcaps, the passenger side floor soaked in coolant, and always blasting 80s music
1. He came not to judge, but to save
2. Would you like to go to a party at China Harbor?
3. Eva just crashed the Jesusmobile into that car while parallel parking
Random Words:
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a disease of the lungs due to the inhalation of volcanic ash and one long-ass fockin word.
Man 1:*cough*
Man 2: "Uh Oh, sounds li..
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Something, or someone that is unnecesarily scary.
The Queen is coming to stay. Unlikely, but go with it. You decide to spice up the mon..
