What is Jesusmobile?
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A car which has a Chevrolet sign turned perpendicular to resemble a cross, a cracked windshield, a torn up and unsuccessfully replastered bumper, two missing hubcaps, the passenger side floor soaked in coolant, and always blasting 80s music
1. He came not to judge, but to save
2. Would you like to go to a party at China Harbor?
3. Eva just crashed the Jesusmobile into that car while parallel parking
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If a person sneezes, or suddenly pops out a severley unexpected shit - they can experiance 1/8th of an orgasm from the sheer fright and ..
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A slightly overweight kid, that wears Fu Bu shirts. While wearing these shirts his nipples will stick out like a chick on a cold day.
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