Jesusmobile

What is Jesusmobile?

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A car which has a Chevrolet sign turned perpendicular to resemble a cross, a cracked windshield, a torn up and unsuccessfully replastered bumper, two missing hubcaps, the passenger side floor soaked in coolant, and always blasting 80s music

1. He came not to judge, but to save

2. Would you like to go to a party at China Harbor?

3. Eva just crashed the Jesusmobile into that car while parallel parking
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