Jesusmoses

What is Jesusmoses?

An expression to show shock or disgust to biblical proportions. Commonly used in extremely small towns like Centralia, IL. It must always be shouted.

JESUSMOSES!!!! that was a bad shot.

Zero Out

1. The ability to hold in a hit of reefer smoke(preferably from sinsemilla) for a long enough time to completely absorbe all of the smoke i..

Orangutaning

1. The act of using your own feet to rub one out when your hands are preoccupied with something or someone else. Damn I got a stick shift,..

Pawnability

1. Anything that has the ability to be pawned when needing money I only buy things that have pawnability. I can take it to the pawn shop a..

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