Jesusmoses

What is Jesusmoses?

An expression to show shock or disgust to biblical proportions. Commonly used in extremely small towns like Centralia, IL. It must always be shouted.

JESUSMOSES!!!! that was a bad shot.

Nuke It

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Bnig

1. a VERY dumb parakeet Caroline, you dumb bnig! I told you not to leave your shoes there! Now sally will make you sing im a little tea cu..

Numitch

1. A combination of the words dumb and bitch. Shut up you numitch! That numitch just stole my man! Look at that numitch sitting over the..

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