Jesusmoses

What is Jesusmoses?

An expression to show shock or disgust to biblical proportions. Commonly used in extremely small towns like Centralia, IL. It must always be shouted.

JESUSMOSES!!!! that was a bad shot.

Quiet Cartemplation

1. The anticipation of getting onto a Subway, Metro or El car that is free of loud, foul-mouthed smelly-armed teens, perky little just out ..

Foot To Dome

1. pretty straight forward. taking a foot - to the dome. Also FTD'd also used to describe a gnar hang over. Man, i can't stand..

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

1. The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom s..

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