Jesustologist

What is Jesustologist?


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A new Suicide Cult/Religion that believes in Jesus. They believe that he was sent to Earth to be totally frickin' sweet and stuff, and the Romans/Italians like totally didn't like that so they killed him in the least cool way possible. So today we believe that the Romans/Italians are complete asses for killing the coolest guy ever.

Dav is such a Jesustologist he'd kill himself if you proved Jesus never existed.

See religion, sucks, fail, awesome, win, suicide, cult


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