What is Jet Scarpino?
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a sweet dude who ate paint chips as a small child. may have been dropped down multiple flights of stairs. enjoys the soothing sounds of adult contemporary music. may not know how to opperate a motor vehicle.
"did jet scarpino do jamie in the bathroom?"
"does andrew fuck dirties? COME ON!"
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moving extremely quickly in a new relationship
when he offered me a key to his house after just a week of dating, i said, 'hey, qu..