Jet Scarpino

What is Jet Scarpino?


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a sweet dude who ate paint chips as a small child. may have been dropped down multiple flights of stairs. enjoys the soothing sounds of adult contemporary music. may not know how to opperate a motor vehicle.

"did jet scarpino do jamie in the bathroom?"

"does andrew fuck dirties? COME ON!"


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