What is Jet Scarpino?
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a sweet dude who ate paint chips as a small child. may have been dropped down multiple flights of stairs. enjoys the soothing sounds of adult contemporary music. may not know how to opperate a motor vehicle.
"did jet scarpino do jamie in the bathroom?"
"does andrew fuck dirties? COME ON!"
Random Words:
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1. The state of one's PENIS being in a perpetual state of happiness.
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In the midst of performing doggie style at the top of a flight of stairs, the guy grabs the girl by the head, punches her, and rides her..
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An expression used to describe an occurence which inspires awe. Usually pronounced in a deep nasal voice.
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