What is Jet Scarpino?
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a sweet dude who ate paint chips as a small child. may have been dropped down multiple flights of stairs. enjoys the soothing sounds of adult contemporary music. may not know how to opperate a motor vehicle.
"did jet scarpino do jamie in the bathroom?"
"does andrew fuck dirties? COME ON!"
Random Words:
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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
