Jetblue

What is Jetblue?


1.

an airline that pwns all other airlines...don't believe me? next time you're at an airport check and see how much space jetblue takes up. they're taking over...fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaa!

Willie: I rode on Jetblue today.

Billie: Really? How was it?

Willie: It was awesome...I did the mile high club thing if you know what I mean...

Billie: Haha awesome man! I gotta ride Jetblue someday.

WIllie: Oh yea they have TV's in each headrest! How awesome is that?

Billie: That's real awesome!

See jet, blue, airline, airplane, pwnage, pwnt

2.

Not only a modern airline, but an airline that offers free satellite TV service in every seat. There is an LCD screen embedded in the seat back in front of you, allowing you to watch

tv during your flight.

I flew from miami to New York on Jetblue.

3.

Startup airline with one of the newest fleets of any airline. They fly discount routes from Long Beach to NYC, and many others. Bling Blingy!

"I flew jetBlue."

4.

A low-cost airline started recently to take your money in exchange for DVT and cramp.

My girlfriend tried to give me a blow-job on the Vegas-Boston JetBlue, but her neck seized up and we got caught.


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