What is Jeter's An Astro?
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Thin Texas blondes who pursue rich classy black guys for the purposes of making a baby that will grow up to be the next star athlete or entertainer ala New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter.
A.K.A. Wall Street for white girls.
Amber is crazy. One minute she's saying the N-word, next thing you know, Jeter's an Astro.
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What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event
"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquill..