Jettasexual

What is Jettasexual?

(n.) A man whose masculinity is compromised by driving a Volkswagon.

(adj.) Pertaining to the effeminacy of men who drive Volkswagon automobiles.

(n.) Guy 1: I totally bombed out my new Jetta. Got a Bose surround Quad with a sub. Even got a DMB sticker for the back!

Guy 2: Spoken like a true Jettasexual.

(adj.) A jettasexual friend of mine recently got a ticket speeding in his convertible bug.

Undulate

1. Verb. The act of urination. Given because of the oscillating motion made by the penis upon the sucessful completion of a piss to dislod..

Gutter-fucked

1. What everybody on this site has done to the English language (I blame myself as well)... We gutter-fucked them Brit's lingo past r..

Uberage

1. Any action by someone who is deemed Uber; similar to an extreme form of ownage. Usually used as a gaming term. "We need some ubera..

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