Jew

What is Jew?


1.

1. Someone who practices Judaism.

2. Derogatory term for someone tight with their money or someone not very generous.

1. Kyle from southpark is a Jew

2. You jewish bastard, lend me a cig!!

See matt

2.

A group of people comprising 0.002% of the world's population yet drawing unproportional amount of media coverage (especially Israeli Jews).

The world is obsessed with Jews. Therefore, the world should get a life.

See jew, israeli, world, media, people

3.

A person of the jewish faith.

4.

Let's Clear up some of the Misconceptions in these postings.

A Jew is a person who's mother is Jewish. (Some streams of Judaism argue that Jewish patrimony can be acquired through the father as well).

Jews are not a race but an eclectic mix of different races, nationalities, and cultures; they are a truly multi-cultural and multi-ethnic people. However, within this mix, there are distinct ethnic groups such as the Ashkenazic and Sephardic Jews that make up the overwhelming majority of the Jewish People.

Most American Jews are of Ashkenazic origin -- usually originating from Eastern Europe or the former Soviet Union. Therefore, American Jews could largely be classified as an ethnic group, hence the characteristic stereotypes, although there are exceptions.

A Jew is not a person who practices Judaism, although most Jews do adhere to some form of Jewish practice or cultural tradition.

A Jew is not an Israeli and an Israeli is not a Jew. An Israeli is a citizen of the state of Israel. While most Israeli's are Jewish, there are also non-Jewish citizens of Israel.

A Jew is not automatically a citizen of the state of Israel. A Jew must apply for and be granted citizenship to the state just like everyone else, although most are awarded citizenship rather easily.

Larry King's parents were Ashkenazic Jews. Therefore, regardless of whether Larry King practices Judaism or not, Larry King is an Ashkenazic Jew.

Larry King is not an Israeli citizen.

See jewish, judaism, jews, israeli, israel

5.

1) someone who practises judaism

2) is also a culture/ethnicity, that is to say it has a certain sense of humour, certain type of food and music etc.

3) A person who Mel Gibson talks smack about after he has had too much to drink.

"Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world."

See jew, jewish, hebrew, kike, melman

6.

Can be used as an insulting term for a person who is 1) stingy, 2) scheming, 3) fanatical, or 4) insists on using past injustices to justify special treatment.

In also the term that refers to a proud and noble group of people with rich traditions.

1) Quit being such a jew and spring a few bucks on your girlfriend

2) Shylock was such a Jew

3) You're getting really Jewish about this new cause of yours

4) Quit being such a jew and stop expecting us to be nice to you because your girlfriend broke up with you 2 months ago

See scheming, stingy, cheap, fanatical

7.

one who practices the world's oldest monotheistic religion

Jesus was a Jew, douche

See shooter


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