Jew Aids

What is Jew Aids?


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A non-contagious viral disease in which the sufferer has received a knick, scrape, or otherwise broken one's skin, due to the direct actions of one of the Jewish faith.

Also seen as "jewaids", "JAIDS", or "Jewish Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome", the usual side effects of contracting this virus is an immediate outburst of gibberish and profanity, followed by an insatiable urge to pick up pennies, days or weeks later. A sufferer may also notice a profound change in the size of one's nose, and will, inescapably, be promoted to ownership of one's company's PR position, or another position that deals with media.

There are no known cures for such a disease, and rigorous testing has shown that even the extent of injecting $180000 into your bloodstream only impedes the spread slightly.

Nick: Give me the pointy stick!

Jew: NO! My stick!

Bystander: Jew! Just give him the stick.

Jew: Nevah!

Nick: Please?

Jew:NO! *malicious pulling*

Nick: Ow! you cut my hand! And gave me a splinter! I was going to help the homeless! But now I have Jew AIDS! *dies*

Jew: HA! Ha hahahahaha!

See aids, jew, jaids


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