Jew Bagel Edit Meaning

1.

A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.

Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!

Jew: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!

See jew, bagel, bread, jewish, rabbi, sad

2.

A particular nickname for a jewish person, usually denotes the fact that said jewish person eats a fuckload of bagels and rubs the cream cheese all over his chest and then masturbates.

Him:Hey look at that jew bagel

You:Eww he's masturbating with cream cheese

See jew, bage, jewish, hitler

3.

a person who acts like a jew

Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore

Jason: Alex what?

Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore

See jews, xbox live, alex, bagels, hitler

4.

Someone who is acting as selfishly as a Jew's Bagel.

You fucking Jew Bagel!!

See fucking, jew, bagel, selfish, person, acting

5.

A person who is acting like an idiot or a jerk-off.

Harvey: Jeff I'm on your team, why are you shooting me you stupid Jew Bagel!

See jew, jewed, fag, jerk, pastry

6.

having or consisting of unlied jewish qualities

of or pertaining to "bad jew"

tristen: I need money

will: dude ur such a jew bagel

See jew, bagel, dirty, money, fag

7.

1. A scrumptious pastry type food.

2. A derogatory term that really doesn't make any sense... see also: condom fucker

My you're looking especially sweet today, like a jew bagel!

See inside, joke, condom, fucker, joe