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To laugh one's ass off would hurt so I settle with a chuckle.
JOE: Why did the chicken cross the road
SUE: Why?
JOE: Cuz' t..
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beast at life. this kind of person is AWESOME, SEXY, FUNNY, SMART, WITH A HOT BOD, AND COOL FRIENDS.
omg that girl is such a victoria d..
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A fart left in an empty elevator for future occupants to experience.
Some smart-ass left a Cincinnati air freshener in the elevator at ..