What is Jew Flu?
When a man is only attracted to Jewish women.
That guy has to have a raging case of Jew Flu, he's a gentile who is going to temple.
Initially known as "swine flu."
The internet - serious business - agreed to the name change after Yakov Litzman, an Israeli health official, declared that the name "swine flu" was offensive to the Jewish community.
Person1: Did you hear? The Jewish and Muslim communities are offended by the name "swine flu."
Person2:Maybe they would prefer we call it jew flu.