Jew Mom

What is Jew Mom?


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A parent, who is assumed to be female, that is in need of constant arguing or yelling. It has been said that they are never wrong, and can give a 30 minute phone lecture on posting their name on the internet. They usually have miserable children who hate them.

Dude1-"homie i gotta be home from the party at 9 because my moms a bitch."

Dude2-"Fuck why do you have such a Jew Mom?"

Dude1-"I don't know, lets pack another bowl"

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