Jew Penis

What is Jew Penis?


Jew Penis (see wonders of the world): The reproductive organ belonging to a man of the Jewish faith. This organ is used in producing offspring that lives well over 300 years, with extremely strong immune systems, innate physical dominance over other human races, as well as the highest intellectual capacity known to man, and the most efficient warriors. The jew penis is also used for giving extreme amounts of pleasure to women during sex; a team of researchers comprised of medical experts from the U.S., U.K., France, India, and Japan have concluded that women receive more sexual stimulation to their entire body - and mind - from one stroke of penetration from the jew penis than any regular penis. Typically the jew penis is the largest of the human penises and will stay erect for the longest duration of time. Medical advances in treatment for over 100,000 types of human defects/mutations are all due to the plethora of extremely pure genes found in the semen of the jew testicles.

"Did you hear about Jessica?" "Yes, as a matter of fact I did. I heard that Adam Goldman used his 'jew penis' to give great amounts of sexual pleasure to Jessica! Is this true?" "Yes, this is very true Jessica is having trouble finding anything as pleasuring as her penetration by Adam Goldman's 'jew penis'!"

See giant penis, large penis, big penis, female orgasm


also see: Godzilla Cock

"Oh my god! It's a jew penis! It's going to crush us all!"

See Jewperman


a gift bestowed upon all males of the jewish faith, by god himself. jew penises are proven to be even larger than those of black people, and will tear anyone up. they also can be quite dangerous, as boners can reach 12+ inches, and are sometimes lethal. contrary to popular belief, jews have the largest penises, of living things, ever.

guy 1 "eww that bitch is loose"

guy 2 "duh she dated chris steinheimer"

guy 1 "the jew penis strikes again!111oneoneone"

See niggerfaggot, jew, jewfro, bro, matt damon


A deadly poisnous creature - infects the host (female) with a parasitic entity. Jew penises are identifiable by their circumcision and are differentiated from american christian penises mostly by their choice of habitat (banks, investment brokers, etc.) The parasitic jew larva will hatch out of the host in 9 months and then use pheremones and a idiosyncratic cry in order to attract a jew mother-in-law who will proceed to begin feasting on the host human. If you see a jew penis, put a call in immediately to your local Ku Klux Klan or Black Panther organization.

Then he whipped out his jew penis - it reeked - I almost vomited, so I ran out of there and phoned Cletus.

See jew, foreskin, kike, cock, dick, parasite


A very small penis belonging to a Jew. All Jews carry a Jew penis, there is no such thing as a Jew with a "Godzilla Cock." A Jew Penis is somewhere between a skittle and half a Vienna Sausage. Today's leading scientists have proved that 100% of all Jewish males are under 5 1/2 inches.


Wow dude, that kid over there with the Jew Fro has a Jew Penis. His boyfriend must be pissed.

See jew, jews, jew'd, jew claw


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