Jew Ton

What is Jew Ton?

A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.

Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton

Syn: jew load

Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.

"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"

"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."

See jew gold, jew

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