What is Jew Unit?
1.
Like the maffia but jewish. Don't mess with these mofos or they will bust out their circumcision powers.
Dude, don't get in a fight with that kid, hes apart of the Jew Unit and he'll kick your lilly ass.
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2.
A team of extremely competent and ruthless Jewish attourneys.
I'm not signing this contract until my Jew Unit looks it over.
3.
equivalent of the 'g-unit'. However, the Jew Unit is much scarier, richer, and more miserly. They also have the power to count money in a very rapid fashion, which can be rather intimidating. Most of the afforementioned are jewelers.
j-j-j-j-jew unit. get rich and dont spend it.
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4.
A kickass Jewish rock band from the suburbs of New York City. They kick ass but the local high school refuses to let them play at their shows unless they change their name. They choose a new name each time.
Yo man did you see The Beeftastic Beefcakes?
Who?
Hot Daddy and the Monkey Puppets?
Who's that?
Mel Gibson?
What?!
Morgan Freeman?
What the fuck you talkin bout you dirty ape?!
Bradley Silverman and the Jew Unit?
Oh yeah they rock out with their cock out. I wish they would all gangbang me right now.
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5.
a jewish person's penis, usually involving the
Person 1: Damn, did you see his jew unit?
Person 2: yeah, damn that circumcision! it looks so big!
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