What is Jew Years Resolution?
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A resolution made by a gentile to do something nice to a person or persons of the Jewish faith out of guilt that Jews around the world have been getting fucked over since the dawn of time; Made at the begining of each new year.
MARK: Dude, I feel so bad about the fact that we only use Israel for their oil connections...I'm gonna make a Jew Years Resolution to go down to a Temple and give them like, Matza or some weird Jew shit like that.
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Random Words:
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To be incredibly full after eating a large meal
"Hey, want some more pizza?"
"No thanks, I can't eat another bite...
