Jewart

What is Jewart?


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1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.

2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.

3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.

That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?

How was your date with Matt?

Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.

Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.

See money, video games, masturbate, vaseline, horns


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