Jewbagel

What is Jewbagel?


1.

1.) A really delicious bagel from Einstein's Bagels.

2.) One who is being really stingy or whiney.

1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!

2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"

Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."

b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"

Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."

See jew jew, jew bag, jew, bagel

2.

A silly little Jew boy.

Also, a stupid idiot fag head.

Dude, you know Sebastian? He's such a jewbagel.

See jew, jewish, cartman, dick cheney

3.

a person who is ridiculously stingy and selfish, which in turns comes off as being an asshole

Bryan why you have to be a lil jewbagel cant you lend me 5 bucks??

See jewbag, miser, greedy, asshole, douchebag

4.

A person who is greedy like a jew with the IQ of a bagel. A jerk or idiot.

Look at this guy! He is eating the pizza without contributing to the fund. What a jewbagel.


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