What is Jewbagel?
1.
1.) A really delicious bagel from Einstein's Bagels.
2.) One who is being really stingy or whiney.
1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!
2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"
Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."
b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"
Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."
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A silly little Jew boy.
Also, a stupid idiot fag head.
Dude, you know Sebastian? He's such a jewbagel.
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a person who is ridiculously stingy and selfish, which in turns comes off as being an asshole
Bryan why you have to be a lil jewbagel cant you lend me 5 bucks??
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A person who is greedy like a jew with the IQ of a bagel. A jerk or idiot.
Look at this guy! He is eating the pizza without contributing to the fund. What a jewbagel.