What is Jewball?
1.
Someone who exhibits extreme Jewish behavior. That one Jewish person who is always talking about temple and the torah.
Ben is such a jewball.
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2.
(jewball) The act of leeching off of others, like a parasite, or a jew. Verb.
(jewballs): A future tense of jewball.
(jewballed): A past tense of jewball.
(jewballing): A current tense of jewball.
(jewballer): One who jewballs others.
"Lets see if he has money, just in case he tries to jewball us".
"Sorry guys I cant pay, I dont have any money" said Isaac. "Godamn jewballer" said Bob.
"Could you spot me ten dollars man?" said Isaac. "Ughh, alright" said Bob. "Wow he jewballed you hard" said the cashier.
The burglar was jewballing the owner of that car.
"Dont invite Isaac. What if he jewballs us again?!"
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3.
a less intense version of any of the following...
baseball
basketball
football
etc.
the boys were playing jewball at jordan's house.
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4.
jewball is an intense form of piggy in the middle. players sit/stand in a circle with 1 person in the middle "the jew". players must keep the ball away from the jew by throwing, kicking or bouncing it to other players in the circle. "the jew" can try and wrestle the ball off a player but only has 10 seconds to do so if he fails then he must return to the centre and play is resumed.
if "the jew" gets hold of the ball, either loose or wrestled, then he swaps with the person who touched it last.
there is also the opportunity to "jewmiliate" - the ball can be thrown at "the jew" at any time in the hope that it will bounce away and "the jew" is unable to catch it. - if successful then "jewmiliation" is shouted.
Jewball does not condone racism and is not intended as such - it is just meant as a light hearted game. the name can be changed to whatever the group decides.
"you have been jewmilitated"
"wanna play jewball"
"jewmilitate him"
"man you missed out on jewball, we jumiliated chris so many times"
"jewball is not meant as a racist game"
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