What is Jewelracked?
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A word that I came up with a fancy slang for nutbusting some guys pride and joy XD
basically a sucker punch right in the nuts followed by a knee then a hard kick ANY one who survives that with out passing out is DAMN lucky it usually goes out to preppy obnoxious gay teens since they wear jewelry alot where I live
jacob:I got jewelracked mom!
Mom: someone stole your jewelry again?
Jacob: no I got my nuts busted!
Mom: I thought you were gay?
jacob: yeah I am but...I got kicked in the nuts and it hurt...now I'm gonna go watch hanna montanna and try and masterbate without too much pain...
*jacob goes up stairs
Mom: tries hard not to die of laughter
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