Jewelracked

What is Jewelracked?


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A word that I came up with a fancy slang for nutbusting some guys pride and joy XD

basically a sucker punch right in the nuts followed by a knee then a hard kick ANY one who survives that with out passing out is DAMN lucky it usually goes out to preppy obnoxious gay teens since they wear jewelry alot where I live

jacob:I got jewelracked mom!

Mom: someone stole your jewelry again?

Jacob: no I got my nuts busted!

Mom: I thought you were gay?

jacob: yeah I am but...I got kicked in the nuts and it hurt...now I'm gonna go watch hanna montanna and try and masterbate without too much pain...

*jacob goes up stairs

Mom: tries hard not to die of laughter

See nut, busting, pain, agony, gay


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