What is Jewfish?
1.
Any of various cold-blooded video-gamers you meet online that play poorly or cheaply; specifically regarding camping, cheating, stealing, or any
Go plant the bomb, you stupid Jewfish!!!
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2.
Yet another insulting term for Jews (or anyone for that matter). Usually applied to the situation in which you are denied something and you end up getting pissed off.
"Hey man, do you think I could borrow a few condoms from you? I'm out."
"Heeellll no man!! I need them bitchez tonight!"
".....Fuckin Jewfish."
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3.
one who looks like a typical jew; big nose, dark curly hair
Chris: I don't think we're in the mountains anymore.
Anthony: Why not?
Chris: Check out all the Jewfish!
Anthony: Whats with the hats?
Chris: I dont know...
David: Shabbat Shalom!
Anthony: Shit...we wandered into a synagogue.
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4.
A jew who is funny.
"jony dont act like a jewfish"
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5.
1. Reluctant to spend or give; stingy.
2. A person regarded as sneaky or treacherous.
3. One who deliberately takes advantage of others.
1. Why do you disappear every time it's your turn to buy a round you jewfish mutha?
2. How come you're always comin' 'round the weekend I get paid you jewfish
snitch ?
