Jewguar

What is Jewguar?

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The jewguar is a very misunderstood species. He spends three months out of the year stealing coins and dollar bills from his classmates, and then int he winter solstice, he uses this money to create his den. He hibernates there llistening to indie music and being cocky about his fast reflexes and taste in music. The jewguar is a very dangerous animal, and if anyone should see him, they should immediately call the authorities to have him taken out.

This jewguar is also known as Ben Bli

"Damn that jewguar sure can criticize fine foods!"

See animal, beast, scary, bank, evil
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