Jewido

What is Jewido?


1.

Jewish-Guido. Clearly a Jewish person looking like a guido. Mostly located in the tri-state area and east coast, some cases in Miami. (Any region of the United States with a large Jewish population) Drives white bmw's or benz' and choose not to wear the star of david necklace because they are too ashamed of their heritage.

Slicked back jew-fro, serious attitude but is "all talk". Jewido's are the new age of greasers.

See jewish, guido, italian, miami, syracuse

2.

A Jewish male who acts and looks like a guido. Jewidos can be seen driving around in white bmws and white jettas. You may notice the slicked back jet black curly hair: this is the first trait that is often the most noticeable and determines whether a Jew is a Jewido. A jew that has stooped so far low as to turn himself into a guido.

This club is crawling with jewidos.

That jewido over there looks hilarious.

See guido, jew, jewish, hair gel, club


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