Jewify

What is Jewify?

The act of making something or someone into a jew, or jew-like. This obviously relates to stinginess or money hogging.

Usually not meant as the act of converting to the Jewish religion.

Paul: aww man they're gonna jewify the cafeteria food price, it's up by two dollars!

Jew: what j00 say, cracka?

(gun shots)

See jew, jewify, jewified, jewbag, zork

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