Jewish Christmas

What is Jewish Christmas?


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Hitting a Chinese restaurant and going to the movies because they're the only places open on Christmas.

Christmas is expensive. Jewish Christmas costs less than twenty bucks per head and you're not stuck with crappy gifts.

See jew, christmas, chinese food, movies, holiday, festivus


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