Jewish Dilemma

What is Jewish Dilemma?

Free ham.

From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.

Father Murphy offered Rabii Bender a ham sandwich. "Oj gevalt!" moaned the good Rabii, "such a Jewish dilemma!"

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Unwritten Rule

1. A rule, usually concerning social behavior, which is known by all but spoken by none. This rule is neither official nor written down. It..

Jerd-dinated

1. To be Jerd-dinated is to have been stalked or sexually abused by an older person ie. Little kids getting raped by a paedo. You would hav..

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