Jewish Drift

What is Jewish Drift?


1.

The act of turning off one's car on the down-slope of a hilly road in order to save gas. Recently, the term "Jewish Drift" has become archaic due to the large numbers of otherwise non-stingy denominations participating in this once Hebrew-oriented action. The action's name is largely becoming replaced by falling under the larger general category of "being frugal."

UPDATE: When gas prices again fall below $2.00, the action can be reclassified as "Jewish."

"Dude why did you turn your car off down that hill and then turn it back on at the half-way point?"

"Because I'm half Jewish, duh! LOLZ ;p !!!"

"My dad said that it's called a Jewish Drift."

"Aye, Schlepple my sippowitz!"

See jewish, jew, drift, gas, drive, driving, poor, nazi


69

Random Words:

1. The shittiest type of Focus that Ford makes, coincedentally making it one of the shittiest cars on the road. Usually owned by balding mi..
1. In Arabic, this phrase means "eat shit" "kol hawa ya 7aywan" See eat shit..
1. American moniker for the most beautiful car ever made, the Jaguar E-type sportscar. Jaguar never called the car an xke in any literature..