Jewish Holiday Edit Meaning

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A holiday celebrated by Jews. notably Passover (Pesah), Hanukkah, Purim, Yom Kippur, and Rosh Hashanah. all but two can be broken down to "There were bad guys, we beat em, lets eat!" ;)

There's always more than you can eat at our Passover seder.

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You tried to kill us, we won, so lets eat

hanukkah, passover, rosh hashannah, purim, shabbat, and all the rest i forgot to mention

See jewness

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Any time that everybody gets a day off from work or school, but really have no idea why. All the Jews are meanwhile sitting in temple, praying and stuff. Then they get to eat a lot of food and get drunk. It's fun to be a Jew!

passover is fun! we get to eat matzah because we can't have bread! it's all good.