What is Jewish Math?
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In Jewish Math, everything will add up to six million.
"Jewish Math dictates that in all of German-occupied Europe, there were 2.8 million Jews. After the war, 3.6 million Jews applied for Holocaust reparations. Tragically, the remaining 6 million were lost."
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CASHIER : "What you want, man?"
GUNMAN: "A BAG O' FIFTIES'll do fine. Now shuttup and open 
the drawer."
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