Jewish Sex

What is Jewish Sex?

Sex that occurs only before marriage.

Moshe complained to his friends: "Oiy Vay, since my wedding day, I haven't been able to shtup my wife!!! WHO KNEW!!!"

Unhappiness

1. A quick, unannounced, discomforting movement of the bowels. Good thing I was close to the bathroom, because some unhappiness appeared, ..

Pec Dudes

1. Muscular dudes with big pecs, like bodybuilders or male models. Most male college athletes are pec dudes. I can't wait to see some..

Qtumpkin

1. The act of cleaning one's ears with a cotton swab (Q-tip) while recieving a blumpkin. Last night Lucy gave me such an awesome Qtum..

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