Jewish Sex

What is Jewish Sex?

Sex that occurs only before marriage.

Moshe complained to his friends: "Oiy Vay, since my wedding day, I haven't been able to shtup my wife!!! WHO KNEW!!!"

*~*

1. A combination of *-* and ;~; = *~*, Its an emoticon used for a happy/crying expression! "Homygosh! That is so awesome *~*" S..

Chocolate Slurpee

1. When you make your partner stand on their head, give them an enema, and then insert a straw into thier anus and drink. This is best whe..

Ellen Santamaria

1. Sexy, with satan like characteristics. Comes from latin word ellenia which means firey beauty. "Omi god ur an ellen santamaria, y..

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