Jewish Sex

What is Jewish Sex?

Sex that occurs only before marriage.

Moshe complained to his friends: "Oiy Vay, since my wedding day, I haven't been able to shtup my wife!!! WHO KNEW!!!"

Mooperbating

1. Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time. Greg: "Alright I&apos..

Food Ass

1. When people cook nasty smelling food and it stinks up the office/house. "My office smells like food ass." See stink, smelly,..

Zwicky

1. The sound a vinyl record makes when pushed in the opposite direction to the standard playing rotation. The DJ scratching up the vinyl f..

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